Ritika

Where to start from, someone help me, there is so much to write. This has to be the biggest and the sweetest one, as requested by her. I am sure it will be the biggest as there is hell lot to write about. I don't know if this will be sweet, only she can tell after reading but I will try my best. So here it goes.

Introduction-
Ritika is a tomboy with almost all the qualities of a girl. Into her early 20's she is pretty mature and sensible but equally insane. Despite lacking the Y chromosome, she has a great sense of humour. Can stay awake all night and has the ability to fall asleep in 2mins any time of the day. By now you must have got an idea that she is full of paradoxes.

• Tomboy- Behaves like a boy most of the times, the thought process is very similar to a guy and thus she is an expert when it comes to understand guys. Not into girlie bitching but is fond of gossiping. Doesn't mind using abusive words for fun but is never able to abuse anyone seriously. She has a good sweet heart. Come to so called controversial topics and topics which India fears to touch, she will be very vocal and open minded. Her views will tend to match more with guys than girls. With no interest in jewellery, make up (firm believer in her natural beauty) and having short hair, she completes her tomboy look.
• Maturity- Her views on life and views on relationships are very mature. No wonder she got the tag 'dadi amma' in her college and school. She lectures people a lot and gets irritated if someone is living in the past and in dreams and trying to run away from reality. Despite being a girl, she possesses a lot of patience and listening ability. Something that makes her a good conversationalist. Understands situations well and comes up with pretty insane and practical solutions.
• Sensibility- She knows what to say to whom and when to say most of the times. Sometimes she is in a bit of confusion and who isn't? Doesn't tolerate show offs but is sensible enough not to shout at irritating guests. Sometimes among kids, she is hard to find, if someone beats her, she doesn't mind beating the kid back, she forgets there is an age gap of a dozen years.
• Insanity- Contradicting above point, she is totally insane, she does hell lot of insane stuffs and I don't want to mention any of them. Communicate with her and find out for yourself. Don't blame me if you lose your hair in the process.
• Humour- Not all guys have good sense of humour and girls lack it but this girl has an excellent humour quotient keeping in mind there is no Y chromosome. Sometimes she is better than many guys thanks to her being comfortable with a wide range of jokes. Something that makes her a tomboy. An expert of double meaning so think thrice before you speak.
• Girlie- The above qualities, a girl doesn't posses so one might think she is not girlie but hell no she is. Thanks to bollywood for that. No, she is not nautanki types but she has the cuteness that gives this hardcore feminist a feminine outlook. Doesn't have long hair but the smile and the way of laughing an blushing and then being shy is definitely there in her. Also the love to shop for every small reason. If these were not there, Ritika would have been a boy in girl's body.

Talking about the other qualities, she can fall asleep in no time. Its 10.00AM in morning and nothing to do after 7hrs of sleep, she will start to sleep again for an hour. She can sleep for 12 hrs and also for 4hrs at night. She can also sleep before exams without studying and wake up in the morning with a worried look and then somehow managing to take the exam and score highest. Yes, she is a topper who studies less than an one night stand engineering student.

Her voice is damn cute, actually the way she talks. On Internet voice conferences and calls she sounds somewhat mature and sensible but on phone she is a total kid. Not sure how it sounds in real. She is a good singer but charges a lot of 'bhow' to sing.

The epicentre of confusion is her head. I don't want to go but ends up going. I want to say this to her despite knowing she doesn't have a strong heart and mind to insult someone. She is a kid in these times, a damsel in distress :P

A hardcore feminist who believes that girls should come up and work so that crimes against women stop. Lately, she has come to know about the fact that a day in office will not allow her to sleep in the afternoon and so she is thinking of being a teacher so that she comes back home around 2 and has a nice afternoon nap. We should not think about what her students will go through as someone said "One should not see bad."

One should learn how to forget things from her, be it be milk on gas or maggi on gas or its the key of her scooty or its charger of her mobile, she has forgotten everything but her Happy Birthday. A day might come when she looks at her kid and asks him/her who s/he is and where s/he stays.

That is all I can tell about this unique surprisingly-human being. Do comment good as she likes compliments.

P.S- I will edit the blog if requested by the person I wrote about, i.e. Ritika.