Ritika

Where to start from, someone help me, there is so much to write. This has to be the biggest and the sweetest one, as requested by her. I am sure it will be the biggest as there is hell lot to write about. I don't know if this will be sweet, only she can tell after reading but I will try my best. So here it goes.

Introduction-
Ritika is a tomboy with almost all the qualities of a girl. Into her early 20's she is pretty mature and sensible but equally insane. Despite lacking the Y chromosome, she has a great sense of humour. Can stay awake all night and has the ability to fall asleep in 2mins any time of the day. By now you must have got an idea that she is full of paradoxes.

• Tomboy- Behaves like a boy most of the times, the thought process is very similar to a guy and thus she is an expert when it comes to understand guys. Not into girlie bitching but is fond of gossiping. Doesn't mind using abusive words for fun but is never able to abuse anyone seriously. She has a good sweet heart. Come to so called controversial topics and topics which India fears to touch, she will be very vocal and open minded. Her views will tend to match more with guys than girls. With no interest in jewellery, make up (firm believer in her natural beauty) and having short hair, she completes her tomboy look.
• Maturity- Her views on life and views on relationships are very mature. No wonder she got the tag 'dadi amma' in her college and school. She lectures people a lot and gets irritated if someone is living in the past and in dreams and trying to run away from reality. Despite being a girl, she possesses a lot of patience and listening ability. Something that makes her a good conversationalist. Understands situations well and comes up with pretty insane and practical solutions.
• Sensibility- She knows what to say to whom and when to say most of the times. Sometimes she is in a bit of confusion and who isn't? Doesn't tolerate show offs but is sensible enough not to shout at irritating guests. Sometimes among kids, she is hard to find, if someone beats her, she doesn't mind beating the kid back, she forgets there is an age gap of a dozen years.
• Insanity- Contradicting above point, she is totally insane, she does hell lot of insane stuffs and I don't want to mention any of them. Communicate with her and find out for yourself. Don't blame me if you lose your hair in the process.
• Humour- Not all guys have good sense of humour and girls lack it but this girl has an excellent humour quotient keeping in mind there is no Y chromosome. Sometimes she is better than many guys thanks to her being comfortable with a wide range of jokes. Something that makes her a tomboy. An expert of double meaning so think thrice before you speak.
• Girlie- The above qualities, a girl doesn't posses so one might think she is not girlie but hell no she is. Thanks to bollywood for that. No, she is not nautanki types but she has the cuteness that gives this hardcore feminist a feminine outlook. Doesn't have long hair but the smile and the way of laughing an blushing and then being shy is definitely there in her. Also the love to shop for every small reason. If these were not there, Ritika would have been a boy in girl's body.

Talking about the other qualities, she can fall asleep in no time. Its 10.00AM in morning and nothing to do after 7hrs of sleep, she will start to sleep again for an hour. She can sleep for 12 hrs and also for 4hrs at night. She can also sleep before exams without studying and wake up in the morning with a worried look and then somehow managing to take the exam and score highest. Yes, she is a topper who studies less than an one night stand engineering student.

Her voice is damn cute, actually the way she talks. On Internet voice conferences and calls she sounds somewhat mature and sensible but on phone she is a total kid. Not sure how it sounds in real. She is a good singer but charges a lot of 'bhow' to sing.

The epicentre of confusion is her head. I don't want to go but ends up going. I want to say this to her despite knowing she doesn't have a strong heart and mind to insult someone. She is a kid in these times, a damsel in distress :P

A hardcore feminist who believes that girls should come up and work so that crimes against women stop. Lately, she has come to know about the fact that a day in office will not allow her to sleep in the afternoon and so she is thinking of being a teacher so that she comes back home around 2 and has a nice afternoon nap. We should not think about what her students will go through as someone said "One should not see bad."

One should learn how to forget things from her, be it be milk on gas or maggi on gas or its the key of her scooty or its charger of her mobile, she has forgotten everything but her Happy Birthday. A day might come when she looks at her kid and asks him/her who s/he is and where s/he stays.

That is all I can tell about this unique surprisingly-human being. Do comment good as she likes compliments.

P.S- I will edit the blog if requested by the person I wrote about, i.e. Ritika.

Hemant

First time I talked to him on Y! and I felt like talking to some female, thanks to his hema id. Slowly slowly a person who is desperate to be a female but the physical properties doesn't let him achieve that. You can understand his frustration once you hear him on a Y! conference. Statuary Warning: Do this activity with doctors around.

His voice on Y! conference was truly horrible, ask anyone and they will agree with me, what was he doing? talking or moaning or trying to seduce gays? But the views changed once I had a chat with him on mobile. He sounded very different and all normal, I was surprised if he is the same guy! Don't know how there was such a difference.

An IIT nerd who was never satisfied with his life so he decided to join IIM and make himself more useless and undesirable for girls, thus achieving a perfectly fine gay image. These people make common students life hell. The common students get all the curses from parents for not being a book lover.

He thinks he is emotional but I feel he is a fool, he confuses his teenage anger and the desperation with the emotion which is a very wrong thing to do. Seriously, I don't know what I am talking about, never found a situation where I thought this nerd to be emotional, I did find him unreasonable and out of control and impatient on few ocassions which is a different thing.

The worst thing about him is his temper, a pretty bad one, totally out of control. I haven't faced it but going by what he said to me about few things, I can say whatever I said holds true. However, he has been very patient with me and a very helpful person at times. Maybe he is different with different people and with people having different sexual orientation preference.

I found him good but he only made sure I start thinking of him to be not good and so whatever the negative points in this blog are, all are his productions!

JP

I met JP as Joker's Park in a chat thread of IC. At first sight I saw its a fake profile, indeed it was a fake profile. But some fakes come out to be good, he is one of those good guys. He used to change his Display Name on regular basis, in the end he settled for "Jyotish Pradhan". He is famously known as JP though. I call him JPg as he is quite older to me.

First of all I would like to say he is not fake. He did show me his real profile once and for those who think he is fake, keep thinking! He never disclosed his age but its somewhere close to 40. This virtual world allows people of a huge age difference to behave like friends, at least it allows me to so. So, I am writing something about my friend and not about my uncle, JPg must be feeling really young now!

His blog on virtual life (here) made me think again on how I look at it. I agree with him on most of the points! I have met many grown ups on orkut, most of them tried to teach me a lesson or tried to dominate me. Many made different comments but what makes JPg so special is that he let me be what I am. He is the only one in the grown up category who understands me. He never told me to do things, he made me think on what I am doing. Some quality of his that I admire the most!

In the last one and half year of interaction, I might have said many things to him, many things in front of him which might not be appropriate, did things that I should not have but he never complained about it. He never scolded me, he never acted as if he is someone to do moral policing of mine, that is something that makes him special!

I need not tell you about his other qualities like patience, his way of talking to people, his way of tackling problems and the way he keeps relations with people, that is something either you already know very well or you will get to know soon! That's all folks!

Sush

I first saw her in Hangout Corner of India Community. Didn't seem friendly at all. Looked like someone with loads of attitude and really stubborn in nature. Dumb, hell yeah she looked dumb, she is still dumb, no doubt about it!

The introduction sucked I guess, well you also need to look about whom I am writing! :P I should straight away go into her, I mean I should straight away start talking about her. As I said, first time I saw her she looked someone with loads of attitude but with time, no, she is pretty nice girl. She just has a fluctuating mood which makes her really unpredictable and one needs lot of patience to talk to her without making her angry!

Someone asked me to write about her dumbness and about how boring she is. Personally, I find her sense of humour pretty lame, typical girl! She would try to make me laugh on silly issues, she would try to irritate me by saying lame things, moreover she is unable to get my humour. She is certainly on the boring and dumb side! Oh how can I forget Gaurav sleeping while talking to her!

I often wonder if she is a lesbian. I have always wanted to meet lesbians, in my life I have met only one so far. After meeting sush I felt like I got to meet another one. Her behaviour with Ritika and Ranjana suggests that she has picked something from his homosexual room mates, especially Alex with whom she roams all day! Hugging, kissing and then sharing bedroom stories, oh my if you enjoy lesbian porn, you might be interested in Y! conferences as well!

My sources say, she is dominating in nature. Even a girl feels dominated while talking to her. A guy once came to her room and she was on Y! conference. Damn! the way she was scolding him, he could hardly speak anything. Her voice, nothing beats that! If I feel sleepy I just remember her voice. It sends sleep away for eternity!

That's all I have to say for the very confused lady suffering from chronic mood swings!

Apratim aka Pappu

Words are not enough to tell you about one of the best, maybe the best friend I have ever had, more like a brother to me! We have had both good times and bad times together, even the worst of times but as of now the friendship is still going strong!

He was there with me in class 7 but we started talking in late class 8 and in class 9 we became good buddies. I remember he was the one to give me address of porn sites so blame him for the pervert guy I am today! I would thank him for showing me a way of life!

Usually the good friends sit in class together but it wasn't the case for us. We rarely sat together as when class was on, our needs were different! He was interested in getting notes and I was interested in mischiefs! We sat together in Physical Education class though!

He used to tell me each and every secret, I rarely reciprocated as I had nothing to say. I did a mistake once, I made fun of him in front of many friends, he told me one secret, guy thing and I blabbered it out, damn it was funny dude, how can you do that!!!

Anyway, after that I made sure I don't make that mistake again with anyone so he did continue sharing his fantasies and experiences! I remember one afternoon in the Kolkata heat I travelled for half an hour just to give him a porn CD. Then we played FIFA.

For girls, this guy is really tall and sexy! 6'2" with 90kg weight, which was 120 or so few months back, thanks to mess food he is now somewhat slim, the laurel is gone! Don't even try to break his heart, its already broken! :(

He is crazy for sex, yes he is, totally desperate! Okay cut the crap, I don't know anything about this as he hasn't told anything about it, doesn't sound desperate though! What he is actually crazy for is gadgets and heavy metal!

He eats a lot, I remember when we used to hangout together, as my capacity was less, he used to finish my food on behalf of me. What we used to do at gagan sir's place was height, food every 2 weeks or so, chowmein, rolls, pizza whatever! Sir loved to hit him a lot, soft target!

Am I missing something? Oh yeah the bad times, in class 10 regarding stream, it was a tough time for us but in the end we managed to get what we wanted, too bad we went for a different combination resulting in different classes, tuitions still the same!

Worst time, has to be the big fight we had. Looking back I realize we both took each other for granted and something else which doesn't matter much came between us! To err is human and we did lot of crap! Anyway, past is something gone and good thing is we learnt something from it!

Great times, there are many and plenty to come hopefully, but they will keep coming till we both are bachelors I guess! After that wife will make us dance to their tunes! :(

Hey, next time you fall for some girl, make sure you say it before someone else does! Don't want to see you depressed and start smoking and drinking!

Introduction

After I wrote a blog on PrashU, some of my friends asked me to write on them. Its not possible for me to write on everyone on that blog as I use it for some other purposes which is totally unknown to me! So I decided to create a blog where I will post only about my friends on their request, but one by one and I decide the order. It will be first come first serve but I might delay if I don't know you properly!

You might say that a testimonial on orkut is enough but hold on, we don't have many mutual friends! Moreover, when I write a testimonial its like I need to say something good, the mindset is something like that. But when it comes to posting here, I am like a free bird so all the honest comments you'll get here!

Now the point is if you're interested in this. There is no use building on this plan if you aren't! So just post a comment and tell me if I should go ahead or not!

@School/College friends: I will also be posting on my friends in the electronic world, you may handsomely ignore those posts!

@Friends I met on net: I will also be posting on my school/college friends, you may handsomely ignore those posts!

DISCLAIMER: If I get the green light then I want to clear one thing. Whatever I post on my friends are totally my point of view. The person might not be what I project him/her to be. Don't take it as some official judgement!