Thursday, April 24, 2008

JP

I met JP as Joker's Park in a chat thread of IC. At first sight I saw its a fake profile, indeed it was a fake profile. But some fakes come out to be good, he is one of those good guys. He used to change his Display Name on regular basis, in the end he settled for "Jyotish Pradhan". He is famously known as JP though. I call him JPg as he is quite older to me.

First of all I would like to say he is not fake. He did show me his real profile once and for those who think he is fake, keep thinking! He never disclosed his age but its somewhere close to 40. This virtual world allows people of a huge age difference to behave like friends, at least it allows me to so. So, I am writing something about my friend and not about my uncle, JPg must be feeling really young now!

His blog on virtual life (here) made me think again on how I look at it. I agree with him on most of the points! I have met many grown ups on orkut, most of them tried to teach me a lesson or tried to dominate me. Many made different comments but what makes JPg so special is that he let me be what I am. He is the only one in the grown up category who understands me. He never told me to do things, he made me think on what I am doing. Some quality of his that I admire the most!

In the last one and half year of interaction, I might have said many things to him, many things in front of him which might not be appropriate, did things that I should not have but he never complained about it. He never scolded me, he never acted as if he is someone to do moral policing of mine, that is something that makes him special!

I need not tell you about his other qualities like patience, his way of talking to people, his way of tackling problems and the way he keeps relations with people, that is something either you already know very well or you will get to know soon! That's all folks!

Sush

I first saw her in Hangout Corner of India Community. Didn't seem friendly at all. Looked like someone with loads of attitude and really stubborn in nature. Dumb, hell yeah she looked dumb, she is still dumb, no doubt about it!

The introduction sucked I guess, well you also need to look about whom I am writing! :P I should straight away go into her, I mean I should straight away start talking about her. As I said, first time I saw her she looked someone with loads of attitude but with time, no, she is pretty nice girl. She just has a fluctuating mood which makes her really unpredictable and one needs lot of patience to talk to her without making her angry!

Someone asked me to write about her dumbness and about how boring she is. Personally, I find her sense of humour pretty lame, typical girl! She would try to make me laugh on silly issues, she would try to irritate me by saying lame things, moreover she is unable to get my humour. She is certainly on the boring and dumb side! Oh how can I forget Gaurav sleeping while talking to her!

I often wonder if she is a lesbian. I have always wanted to meet lesbians, in my life I have met only one so far. After meeting sush I felt like I got to meet another one. Her behaviour with Ritika and Ranjana suggests that she has picked something from his homosexual room mates, especially Alex with whom she roams all day! Hugging, kissing and then sharing bedroom stories, oh my if you enjoy lesbian porn, you might be interested in Y! conferences as well!

My sources say, she is dominating in nature. Even a girl feels dominated while talking to her. A guy once came to her room and she was on Y! conference. Damn! the way she was scolding him, he could hardly speak anything. Her voice, nothing beats that! If I feel sleepy I just remember her voice. It sends sleep away for eternity!

That's all I have to say for the very confused lady suffering from chronic mood swings!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Apratim aka Pappu

Words are not enough to tell you about one of the best, maybe the best friend I have ever had, more like a brother to me! We have had both good times and bad times together, even the worst of times but as of now the friendship is still going strong!

He was there with me in class 7 but we started talking in late class 8 and in class 9 we became good buddies. I remember he was the one to give me address of porn sites so blame him for the pervert guy I am today! I would thank him for showing me a way of life!

Usually the good friends sit in class together but it wasn't the case for us. We rarely sat together as when class was on, our needs were different! He was interested in getting notes and I was interested in mischiefs! We sat together in Physical Education class though!

He used to tell me each and every secret, I rarely reciprocated as I had nothing to say. I did a mistake once, I made fun of him in front of many friends, he told me one secret, guy thing and I blabbered it out, damn it was funny dude, how can you do that!!!

Anyway, after that I made sure I don't make that mistake again with anyone so he did continue sharing his fantasies and experiences! I remember one afternoon in the Kolkata heat I travelled for half an hour just to give him a porn CD. Then we played FIFA.

For girls, this guy is really tall and sexy! 6'2" with 90kg weight, which was 120 or so few months back, thanks to mess food he is now somewhat slim, the laurel is gone! Don't even try to break his heart, its already broken! :(

He is crazy for sex, yes he is, totally desperate! Okay cut the crap, I don't know anything about this as he hasn't told anything about it, doesn't sound desperate though! What he is actually crazy for is gadgets and heavy metal!

He eats a lot, I remember when we used to hangout together, as my capacity was less, he used to finish my food on behalf of me. What we used to do at gagan sir's place was height, food every 2 weeks or so, chowmein, rolls, pizza whatever! Sir loved to hit him a lot, soft target!

Am I missing something? Oh yeah the bad times, in class 10 regarding stream, it was a tough time for us but in the end we managed to get what we wanted, too bad we went for a different combination resulting in different classes, tuitions still the same!

Worst time, has to be the big fight we had. Looking back I realize we both took each other for granted and something else which doesn't matter much came between us! To err is human and we did lot of crap! Anyway, past is something gone and good thing is we learnt something from it!

Great times, there are many and plenty to come hopefully, but they will keep coming till we both are bachelors I guess! After that wife will make us dance to their tunes! :(

Hey, next time you fall for some girl, make sure you say it before someone else does! Don't want to see you depressed and start smoking and drinking!