Varun (Mickey Mouse)

Varun was first seen by me in Hangout Corner of India community. That is where I must have met him, watching him effortlessly flirting with girls, many of them. The girls were never impressed and they still are not. They consider him to be a nice time pass, that's all.

That time in November 2006, even I used to flirt and soon people started calling Varun as a competitor for me and Gaurav. However, being a kid, I moved out and the other 2 kept fighting. Some say Varun is better flirt and some say its Gaurav but to me, both are as good as LAME.

This is not exactly how I became friends with him. It was his poetry that made me interested to talk to him. I have never loved poems. I find them boring to the core but there was something in his poems. I read one, I read another one and in no time, I read all of them and now I wait for my blog updates to show updates from mikshaunt.

Other than being a good poet, he is no good. He is useless, totally useless, but not more than me. I have noticed that whatever he speaks at age of 24, I say the same thing at 20, yes he is a bit immature. Confused about career like hell, well who isn't? Feels like things are lost and he feels he is lost in a maze. That doesn't amaze me, same happens with me. So yes, you can safely say he needs psychiatric treatment.

I should better not talk about his life's relation with girls, it pretty much revolves around it and is a sensitive issue.

He seems intelligent academically, mostly because I do not understand the bio medical things he talks about. Whatever, we need more people like him in this country who can make people aware of AIDS and HIV. We certainly don't need people like him in Yahoo Conferences, one is enough. Else the voice conferences will have crappy songs and endless noises from the keyboard.

Not sure how helpful he is to others but he has been pretty helpful to me providing information about various jobs on net and things like that. Some people think he is gay but he doesn't seem like. He never proposed me. Coming back to his helpful nature, I am not sure if he will help a gay in need. Given his stupidity level, he might.

That's enough for this ass, he is going to pay me 50 cents per word.

P.S- I know loads and loads of secrets about him, I sell them at Rs.250 per secret. I know its a lame try, no one is interested in him, except one and that one doesn't need my help :(

Ritika

Where to start from, someone help me, there is so much to write. This has to be the biggest and the sweetest one, as requested by her. I am sure it will be the biggest as there is hell lot to write about. I don't know if this will be sweet, only she can tell after reading but I will try my best. So here it goes.

Introduction-
Ritika is a tomboy with almost all the qualities of a girl. Into her early 20's she is pretty mature and sensible but equally insane. Despite lacking the Y chromosome, she has a great sense of humour. Can stay awake all night and has the ability to fall asleep in 2mins any time of the day. By now you must have got an idea that she is full of paradoxes.

• Tomboy- Behaves like a boy most of the times, the thought process is very similar to a guy and thus she is an expert when it comes to understand guys. Not into girlie bitching but is fond of gossiping. Doesn't mind using abusive words for fun but is never able to abuse anyone seriously. She has a good sweet heart. Come to so called controversial topics and topics which India fears to touch, she will be very vocal and open minded. Her views will tend to match more with guys than girls. With no interest in jewellery, make up (firm believer in her natural beauty) and having short hair, she completes her tomboy look.
• Maturity- Her views on life and views on relationships are very mature. No wonder she got the tag 'dadi amma' in her college and school. She lectures people a lot and gets irritated if someone is living in the past and in dreams and trying to run away from reality. Despite being a girl, she possesses a lot of patience and listening ability. Something that makes her a good conversationalist. Understands situations well and comes up with pretty insane and practical solutions.
• Sensibility- She knows what to say to whom and when to say most of the times. Sometimes she is in a bit of confusion and who isn't? Doesn't tolerate show offs but is sensible enough not to shout at irritating guests. Sometimes among kids, she is hard to find, if someone beats her, she doesn't mind beating the kid back, she forgets there is an age gap of a dozen years.
• Insanity- Contradicting above point, she is totally insane, she does hell lot of insane stuffs and I don't want to mention any of them. Communicate with her and find out for yourself. Don't blame me if you lose your hair in the process.
• Humour- Not all guys have good sense of humour and girls lack it but this girl has an excellent humour quotient keeping in mind there is no Y chromosome. Sometimes she is better than many guys thanks to her being comfortable with a wide range of jokes. Something that makes her a tomboy. An expert of double meaning so think thrice before you speak.
• Girlie- The above qualities, a girl doesn't posses so one might think she is not girlie but hell no she is. Thanks to bollywood for that. No, she is not nautanki types but she has the cuteness that gives this hardcore feminist a feminine outlook. Doesn't have long hair but the smile and the way of laughing an blushing and then being shy is definitely there in her. Also the love to shop for every small reason. If these were not there, Ritika would have been a boy in girl's body.

Talking about the other qualities, she can fall asleep in no time. Its 10.00AM in morning and nothing to do after 7hrs of sleep, she will start to sleep again for an hour. She can sleep for 12 hrs and also for 4hrs at night. She can also sleep before exams without studying and wake up in the morning with a worried look and then somehow managing to take the exam and score highest. Yes, she is a topper who studies less than an one night stand engineering student.

Her voice is damn cute, actually the way she talks. On Internet voice conferences and calls she sounds somewhat mature and sensible but on phone she is a total kid. Not sure how it sounds in real. She is a good singer but charges a lot of 'bhow' to sing.

The epicentre of confusion is her head. I don't want to go but ends up going. I want to say this to her despite knowing she doesn't have a strong heart and mind to insult someone. She is a kid in these times, a damsel in distress :P

A hardcore feminist who believes that girls should come up and work so that crimes against women stop. Lately, she has come to know about the fact that a day in office will not allow her to sleep in the afternoon and so she is thinking of being a teacher so that she comes back home around 2 and has a nice afternoon nap. We should not think about what her students will go through as someone said "One should not see bad."

One should learn how to forget things from her, be it be milk on gas or maggi on gas or its the key of her scooty or its charger of her mobile, she has forgotten everything but her Happy Birthday. A day might come when she looks at her kid and asks him/her who s/he is and where s/he stays.

That is all I can tell about this unique surprisingly-human being. Do comment good as she likes compliments.

P.S- I will edit the blog if requested by the person I wrote about, i.e. Ritika.

Hemant

First time I talked to him on Y! and I felt like talking to some female, thanks to his hema id. Slowly slowly a person who is desperate to be a female but the physical properties doesn't let him achieve that. You can understand his frustration once you hear him on a Y! conference. Statuary Warning: Do this activity with doctors around.

His voice on Y! conference was truly horrible, ask anyone and they will agree with me, what was he doing? talking or moaning or trying to seduce gays? But the views changed once I had a chat with him on mobile. He sounded very different and all normal, I was surprised if he is the same guy! Don't know how there was such a difference.

An IIT nerd who was never satisfied with his life so he decided to join IIM and make himself more useless and undesirable for girls, thus achieving a perfectly fine gay image. These people make common students life hell. The common students get all the curses from parents for not being a book lover.

He thinks he is emotional but I feel he is a fool, he confuses his teenage anger and the desperation with the emotion which is a very wrong thing to do. Seriously, I don't know what I am talking about, never found a situation where I thought this nerd to be emotional, I did find him unreasonable and out of control and impatient on few ocassions which is a different thing.

The worst thing about him is his temper, a pretty bad one, totally out of control. I haven't faced it but going by what he said to me about few things, I can say whatever I said holds true. However, he has been very patient with me and a very helpful person at times. Maybe he is different with different people and with people having different sexual orientation preference.

I found him good but he only made sure I start thinking of him to be not good and so whatever the negative points in this blog are, all are his productions!